Julie Andrews
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This email has been everywhere in a lot of versions. At last the Governor has found a way to put a good face on State Government. I grabbed the first version from Eyeonthe503, a labor blog in Oregon. A quote from Eyeonthe503, Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
All personnel will now be required to look happy while working. Governor-approved supplies will be provided to each employee at little or no cost.
· Workloads getting to you?
· Feeling stressed?
· Too many priorities and assignments?
· Worried about pending furloughs?
· Here is the new low-cost, Governor-approved solution to cope with multiple priorities and assignments!
· Each employee will be supplied 2 paper clips and rubber bands. (See Fig 1.)
Assemble items as shown in Fig 2.
Apply as shown in Fig 3.
Enjoy your day. This new office equipment will help you to reach the end of a productive work day with a smile on your face! Stop by the front desk and pick up supplies.
Governor Baldacci
Check out the original version below.
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The executive branch bargaining team has reached a tentative agreement with the State.
A meeting will be held on Monday July 27 with all members of the C.A.T. (contract action team) all Stewards and Chief Stewards in the Executive Branch, Executive Board members, and others who have volunteered to be on the Contract Action Team.
This may seem short notice but this comes after an early start in 2008. Months of planning and over 54 meetings to get to this point. A blast email went out………Postcards have been sent. Hopefully, we will have a good turn out on Monday.
Please make personal contact with members in the above listed categories and encourage them to attend, reminding them that this is their chance to hear first hand how we got where we are and what is in this contract.
The meeting with the CAT will start at 11 and we expect to be done by 3 PM.
MSEA-SEIU BLAST E-Mail Sent: Wednesday, July 22, 2009 1:29 PM
It has been a long time coming. It would have been easy to roll over in this economy, after all who could blame the team? Your co-workers did not give up. They forged a team and never, never gave in to the easy way out.
Have some fun, maybe lower your phone bill, Check out Magic Jack
No politics, just a short article on a toy we have all seen on TV, Magic Jack. Will the MagicJack work? Will it lower your bills? Yes and maybe. I am in the IT field and my job is telecommunications so I couldn’t hold out any longer. I spent $39.95 at CVS for the MagicJack and started playing.
Have some fun, maybe lower your phone bill, Check out Magic Jack
No politics, just a short article on a toy we have all seen on TV, Magic Jack. Will the MagicJack work? Will it lower your bills? Yes and maybe. I am in the IT field and my job is telecommunications so I couldn’t hold out any longer. I spent $39.95 at CVS for the MagicJack and started playing.
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The American Union seamen tossed pirates off the ship.
The sad truth corporate spokesman Bligh said is that the Union help was just too expensive.
They cost too damn much what with expecting benefits, pay, and even funeral expenses if they were dumb enough to get killed! They just had to go.
It would have been far cheaper to have just paid off the pirates and gotten the ship to port on time.
This was just another publicity stunt. The only way they did it was with long practice being Union thugs.